Category: Searches

It seems as though I am only number 17 in MSN’s search engine for Muscular women who spank.

Nuts! Maybe I have to hire a highly paid professional consultant to ensure I get all the irrelevant search hits.

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Perhaps I should make more of this potential tagline:

MfBJN: Apparently, Your #45 Source for Samus Aran Naked on the Internet

Those whacky Googlers!

At one time I was the only Google hit for “Brian J. Noggle is a Cheesehead” but The Artist Formerly Known as the Guy with Blue Hair ruined it by posting something about my admission on his fledgling blog.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

However, by continuing to repeat that I, “Brian J. Noggle is a cheesehead,” at least I shall remain the number 1 hit. And in several days, I shall be the only hit for “Brian J. Noggle is a cheesehead” number 1 hit.

The things I do for recognition.

My large vocabulary and archaic constructions strike again! In addition to being the only Google hit for “Brian J. Noggle Is a Cheesehead” (proof), I am now the #1 Google search (of 2, oddly enough) for “To whit” syntax safire (proof).

The list of referrers that brings you, gentle readers, to this site contains some interesting Google and other Web searches that rate the Doc-U-Matic 3000 Word Generator highly. To whit:

• # 10 at Google for the search Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe download (in Spanish, no less!)
• # 10 at Google for the search gephardt daughter gay
• # 13 at Yahoo! for breast augmentation under 3000 dollars

Thank you to all my confused search engine visitors, and to the people who are going to be arriving in the next couple of days to see what I have to say about GAINPRO VIAGRA PENIS LACI PETERSEN (spelled incorrectly to get those poor speller hitz) LASIK EYE SURGERY RIAA.

The answer is, nothing, but I get paid for clicks, not sticks. Well, actually, I don’t get paid, and all I get is to laugh at your search string. Thanks for playing, and don’t forget to try “BRIAN J. NOGGLE IS A CHEESEHEAD”