Missouri firefighters rescue bald eagle in route to another emergency
Jeez, Louise, may G-d help me to not bleed out because Heroes stop to save a hungry-looking stray puppy on the way to staunch the flow of my life blood.
Wait, no.
Firefighters with the Mid-County Fire Protection District made an unexpected emergency rescue on Monday morning.
The crew was on the way to another emergency when the firefighters spotted a bald eagle in a ditch.
After getting the initial call complete, the crew rushed to rescue the eagle by wrapping it up and bringing it back to the station to keep it safe.
Wait, AI/AP, help me out here. Were they on the way to an emergency or coming back from an emergency call?
Ah, who cares? What does it matter, humans?
