Why does this cat smell like doughnuts?
Oh, it is the hand that I’m using to pet the cat smells like doughnuts. Why does my hand smell like doughnuts?
It has been sixteen hours since I had the day-old day-old markdown Walmart doughnuts this morning.
Could this be the cat pheremones we’ve been spraying so that the new kitten will integrate into the household more smoothly? Why would cat pheremones smell like doughnuts?
Wait a minute…. One of the last things that I did before coming to bed was to wring out a dish cloth in the kitchen sink. Today, the youngest made icing for the cookie cake for his grandmother’s birthday, and likely he washed the dish at the very last minute before bed, and he did not rinse the dish cloth afterwards, so when I wrung it out, I got some of the glazing on my hand, which is why my hand smells like doughnuts.
Not that I got up and washed my hand, gentle reader; I wanted to dream of doughnuts.
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