Don’t approach lab monkey missing after crash, people told.
If you’re not a lab employee, any interaction with a lab monkey is going to be the start of some awful movie.
They say that the monkey, one of 100 in a trailer, was headed to the lab when the accident occurred. But, c’mon, man, we know that’s exactly what the authorities would say if the opposite were true. The monkey had nothing to do with the lab-American community. We get it.
And we’re all going to get it… whatever it is… the first time someone tries to befriend this monkey.
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