Tam K. misquotes Carlin:
Remember, everyone that drives faster than you is a maniac and everyone who drives slower is a moron.
Ackshually, it’s….
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
I am pretty sure the bit is on What Am I Doing In New Jersey, which I got on audiocassette when it was fairly fresh. I listened to it whilst driving back and forth between St. Louis in Milwaukee every couple of weeks after I finished up at the university in the great northern land and returned to Missouri for what, seemingly, was forever.
This quote has been top-of-mind because, yesterday, after maybe contemning another driver but without any of the seven words you cannot say on television, I explained the quote and the perspective of each driver makes the other drivers seem crazy, but that I was likely as crazy as they were from their perspectives.
