Navy SEAL will start at Yale this fall as a 52-year-old undergrad.
Well, one does what one has to do when drinking in the Navy is prohibited.
(Note: This guy is not actually in the second story; however, I saw two stories about Navy SEALs in as many days, and my mind made the connection, which is satire. Please, Navy SEALs, I don’t need correction some dark night.)
(Link via Instapundit.)