Kim du Toit decides if he has to go into Witness Protection Program, he wants to go to Traverse City, Michigan.
You know, I was just in Traverse City last year for a couple of hours, and it’s got Horizon Books as you might remember.
But it also has a good hat shop just down the street from Horizon Books, and I spent enough time dithering over whether to buy a new fedora with a liner that we overstayed our parking meter and learned that Traverse City has a very convenient Web site for paying your five dollar parking meter fines.
Also, it has snow in the winter.
I mean, it’s not Wisconsin, which is God’s best creation, but it’s not Minnesota. Or spit Illinois.
So if I could not choose Wisconsin, and I probably could not because I go on about it all the time, I’d take witness relocation in Traverse City or even Petoskey.