But Do They Come In Men’s 11 Wide?

For some reason, I got this ad on Facebook the other day:

“You know you’ve been eying those shoes.” Um, to be honest, the only time I really notice women’s shoes is when they’re featured on Dustbury.

I realize this is an ad for an insurance company, but I’m not sure why it thought I would like to treat myself to a pair of pink high heels.