Brian J. Stays At The Classiest Joints

Is this the place where you stay when you go to the Wisconsin Dells, Brian J.?

Wisconsin Dells water park melee erupts after chair taken from group’s table:

A brawl that broke out at a Wisconsin Dells area water park on Mother’s Day with people throwing chairs, garbage cans and food started when someone took a chair from another group’s table.

The melee at Mount Olympus Water and Theme Park was captured on cellphones and video of the mayhem over something so minor was posted on social media.

Yes, yes, it is.

I’ve always maintained that I always live on the bad side of town because it automatically becomes the bad side of town when I move in. Well, I’ve always said that about my brother, but it probably holds true for me, too.

(Link via Knuckledraggin.)