From a recent set of full color mailers, which I’m plumbing far too much for blogfodder these days, we have two presumably competing dining options.
First up, we have a pizza designed to taste like a burger:
Then, in the same collection of advertisements, we come to an ad for a burger designed to taste like a pizza:
My lord, all I want is fast food that tastes better than the cardboard box it comes in. I would, however, prefer that you not get your chocolate in my peanut butter.
I am pretty sure I was a curmudgeon at fourteen years old.