Five-year-old child: “Daddy, how do they make paper?”
Daddy: “Like mashed potatoes, except with wood chips and glue instead of boiled potatoes and milk.”
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Five-year-old child: “Daddy, how do they make paper?”
Daddy: “Like mashed potatoes, except with wood chips and glue instead of boiled potatoes and milk.”
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I gave up on mashed potatoes when my second consecutive batch wound up tasting like, well, paper.