What, no mash-up combining a Trix children’s cereal commercial:
With the Paul Revere and the Raiders hit “Kicks”:
Jeez, people, do I have to think of everything?
Also, catalog this as another instance of That Thing That Daddy Sings:
Trix just keep gettin’ harder to get,
And all your tricks ain’t bringin’ you bowls of it.
Before you find out it’s too late, boy,
You better get straight.
I sincerely hope you got that stuck in your head, gentle reader, because my children will need more people to fill out a support group.