Then, They Came For The Chainsaws

Aw, c’mon, I thought this was a free country. You mean this is against the law?

Lincoln County deputies arrested Herzog on Sunday. Authorities say she yelled at children using coarse language, videotaped and photographed them and walked toward them with a chainsaw to frighten them.

I would have expected someone with coarse language to use a power sander myself, but I used to dabble in fiction, so I contrive things.

1 thought on “Then, They Came For The Chainsaws

  1. I may or may not have done this on Halloween in 1994. No gas in the chainsaw, of course, and we did hand out candy. As a side note, metal rakes make cool sparks on concrete in the dark. Or so I’ve been told.

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