Finally, A Toy That Will Not Proselytize

This Transformer will not convert.

Product does not convert.

Why, you could even sell them in Dearborn, Michigan, without trouble!

What? You say this just mean that this Transformer toy does not actually transform into a truck?

What kind of Orwellian world do we live in?

1 thought on “Finally, A Toy That Will Not Proselytize

  1. I’m glad that I saved my Transformers so that my kids will have functional Transformers.

    Still, one can’t blame Hasbro too harshly. After a few years of modern public school education, do you think that most kids could figure out how to convert a Transformer?

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