In The Annals Of The Internet, I Cannot Believe This Has Yet To Be Done

Well, I can’t speak for the annals of the entire Internet, but a quick Google search shows I am the first.

Savor my Photoshop prowess (which, to be honest, ran smack into the fact that I spent a whole hour on it and didn’t want to waste more time on something that probably would not look much better with additional time):

Soviet Jedi

Say it slowly with me. So-vi-et Jedi.