They’re putting another bridge over the Mississippi River to help Illinoisianitians escape. They want to call it:
Missouri legislators want to name the next Mississippi River Bridge the “Jerry F. Costello-William Lacy ‘Bill’ Clay Sr. Veterans Memorial Bridge.” The costs associated with naming the bridge after those two local congressmen would be paid for by private donations.
Hey, I have an idea: Let’s just call it the Pork Barrel Bridge.
