A conservative has tipped his hand in this crime report story in the Suburban Journals:
The handgun appeared to be a black semiautomatic.
Not a military-grade pistol? Not an assault weapon? A semiautomatic? Someone in the paper that can tell his firearms apart.
That can only mean one thing: a conservative NRA-lovin’ Republican, or worse, teabagger mole. The editors had better ferret this mole out immediately. Or Spackler it out immediately. Before it bites someone and turns that poor soul into a lunatic.
He’d better update his resume.