In yesterday’s mail:
The thing is, I have actually only attended one of these schools. Of the others, my wife has contributed money to one and we established a scholarship at the other.
Special thanks to the development departments at the last two for selling my name in vain and to Bank of America for its unsolicited and unwarranted come-ons.
In the mail for BOA the day after tomorrow: three post-paid envelopes containing nothing but the cardmember agreement.
