Lance Armstrong vs. Sheryl Crow: George W. Bush to Blame?:
Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow have said all the right things so far as the speculation for their break shifts gears. One tabloid even examines that it may be President George W. Bush’s fault as Lance is a Bush fan while Sheryl is a Bush basher.
The Star details that a friend of the singer said they knew the bust up was coming.
“Sheryl said Lance didn’t just support Bush, – he’d go off and fight if the president asked him too.
Well, guys, we all know that those hot hippyesque chicks from the English department are kinda exciting, and they tend encouragingly toward the promiscuous, but ultimately, you’re going to want to settle down with a wife and mother….and if you’re cagey about it, you might end up with a hot bicyclist, too.
(Story seen on Ace of Spades HQ.)
Memo to Lance Armstrong: Find your own, mister.
