Pope Extends Right to Vote to Fetuses

Pope Benedict says:

“The loving eyes of God look on the human being, considered full and complete at its beginning,” Benedict said in his weekly address to the faithful gathered in St. Peter’s Square.

Ergo, who are we to oppress those little complete human beings and deny them all the rights of full and complete human beings, including the right to vote and to hold drivers’ licenses?

2 thoughts on “Pope Extends Right to Vote to Fetuses

  1. Thank you. You know, I almost qualified for the Olympics in 1992 for Conclusion Jumping, but at the last minute I pulled a hammy.

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