Joggers are today being warned about violent crows in London parks after an attack left a man bloodied and needing hospital treatment.
If only New York had issued such a warning earlier this week.
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In Missouri, Crow season runs from November 1st through March 3rd. There is no daily or posession limit.
That’s all well and good, sir, but I remind you that in the enlightened city of London, not only is it against the law to own a firearm with which to shoot the friendly wittle birds, but it’s also soon-to-be against the law to pick up a rock to throw at the rooks.
Because by outlawing all rocks, the British will finally eliminate all weapons with which law-abiding Brits can do damage to one another.