Kids arrested in Port Washington, Wisconsin, for Ding Dong Ditch.
So make sure you’re always on the stoop after you ring the bell, or they’ll get you for Attempted Ding Dong Ditch or Conspiracy to Commit Ding Dong Ditch. And if that’s not enough, they’ll make subsidiary charges like Wearing Sneakers During Commission of Ding Dong Ditch.
Because everything changed on 9/11.
Okay, I am done now.
