Top Mispronunciations of Milla Jovavich’s Name

Since Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom is in Utah, I am cutting into his turf with a short humor post like what he does. So I hereby present, sympathetically, the ways that people have certainly mangled poor Milla Jovavich‘s name to her face, probably when she was arguing with the maitre’d at a second tier restaurant in L.A.:

  • Milla Javovavich.
  • Milla Brace Jovanovich.
  • Mylil Jehovahwitness.
  • Mille Bornes.
  • Thoroughly Modern Milla.
  • Miles Jovavich.
  • Milla Jovavavoom.
  • Milla Javovavovich.

Dang, that list of humorous items is harder than it looks.