She Wants A New Drug

To make a short story long, I sent a link to my beautiful wife who is a Starcraft player (dudes, she’s not only a sultry babe, but an übergeekette, too). She then reads the piece linked to, and she says I should read it, too, because it’s called The Ultimate War Sim, and so I do, but not because I am into Real-Time Strategy (RTS) games, but more because she’s a babe and I am hot for her, but it’s funny, so you should read it, too, gentle reader.