Snail Spam Dilemma

Which of the fourth-class junk mail envelopes that arrived for me today should I open first?

  • Urgent Update – Stop Hillary Now: Help NRA-PVF DEFEAT the “Clinton Candidates” of 2004


  • How you can help our new Democratic nominee, return address of James Carville, Democratic National Committee

Perhaps I should do a reality-television like poll about it, but there’s always the chance you whacky, Kerry-loving “friends” would make me open the DNC one at all.

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