As someone from CDC.gov searched this blog yesterday for site:blogspot.com "colleen shannon" (and hit the cache, too), I can only assume that Colleen Shannon, the fiftieth anniversary Playboy playmate, is at the heart of a national health epidemic.
As a public service, I shall issue the first warning:
Caution:
Colleen Shannon is suspected of causing blindness in young men.
Colleen Shannon is suspected of causing blindness in young men.
Thank you, that is all.
