Book Report: The Precipice by Ben Bova (2001)

I bought this book last autumn at a clearance book store for $5.00 because 1.) I have a fond memory of an old Scholastic copy of Ben Bova’s Escape and 2.) I have a fond college-era memory of Cyberbooks. So I opened this book as a break from the suspense I’d been reading lately, and….

I was underwhelmed.

Sure, I see that this is Book 1 of the Asteroid Wars, which unfortunately means that there’s some greater arc that the book will set up and that some plot lines will be unresolved at the end of the book, unfortunately. When my brother was in the Marines, he gave me all of his basic training reading material before he shipped off to Hawaii. This reading material comprised numerous books one or one and two of a trilogy, but never a book three….unless it was to a separate trilogy with no preceding books to set the plot up. So I have some experience with this sort of thing. Besides, every trilogy or whatnot begins with Book 1. So I got in on a ground floor opportunity here.

The premise: As the world runs over the “greenhouse cliff” (the Precipice), a space industrialist bucks cutthroat competition and overregulation to use a fusion drive to go to the Asteroid Belt to claim resources that can help the Earth alleviate its disaster.

Sounds kinda stock, with a topical interest whose political ramifications made me put down the book after a couple of pages once before. But I soldiered on this time, friends, For you.

Unfortunately, to accommodate its arc (and its past, which I will hint at now and later), the book spends the first half (200+ pages) on the political and corporate wrangling leading to the funding and the initial reaction to the prospect of the mission. Major yawn, and it was only through discipline that I really made it through. After the midpoint of the book, when the industrialist and his plucky pilots and capable geologist steal his ship to go to the Asteroid Belt without the approval of the government, the pacing picks up, and we’re in a rollicking science fiction book instead of some sort of corporate drama set tomorrow. Lester Del Rey, who was clawing his way out of his grave to beat Ben Bova, settled back to rest.

Unfortunately, after 180 pages of a good science fiction story buttressed by 250 pages of corporate wrangling. I found the end unsatisfying because of the extensive lengths Bova went to make the villain available for future novels in the series.

And while researching the book for this report (read: Clicking around on Amazon on related links), I discovered that the industrialist, Dan Randolph, is the subject of a long-running series of novels by Ben Bova. So perhaps I’m not privy to the nature of that series, nor of the significance of this book in that particular pantheon. Perhaps if I had bought the last ten years’ worth of Bova work, I’d be satisfied with the book and would recognize its position in the constellation, and admire its beauty as part of the whole.

But I’m too steeped in the world of suspense series, where the books are discrete units that build upon one another, and although later books might refer to earlier works in the series, one doesn’t have to read earlier books to understand the significance, and the current book does not have cliffhangers and hooks into the next or the next several for resolution.

So this novel got better as it went on to the new reader, but I don’t expect to buy the remainder of the series nor of the preceding series unless I can get them for a buck or less each sometime after I’ve diminished my stack of to-read books.

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The Hundred Dollar Opt-Out

Of course, we know about this, but I see fit to remind everyone that the United States Census Bureau, designed to enumerate people in the various states and districts, has expanded its mission to collect a wealth of information, including:

  • Which best describes this building?
  • About when was this building first built?
  • When did Person 1 (listed in the List of Residents on page 2) move into this house, apartment, or mobile home?
  • How many acres is this house or mobile home on?
  • In the past 12 months, what were the actual sales of all agricultural products from this property?
  • Is there a business (such as a store or barber shop) or a medical office on this property?
  • How many rooms are in this house, apartment, or mobile home?
  • How many bedrooms are in this house, apartment, or mobile home; that is, how many bedrooms would you list if this house, apartment, or mobile home were on the market for sale or rent?
  • Does this house, apartment, or mobile home have complete plumbing facilities; that is (1) hot and cold piped water, (2) a flush toilet, and (3) a bathtub or shower?
  • Does this house, apartment, or mobile home have complete kitchen facilities; that is, (1) a sink with piped water, (2) a stove or range, and (3) a refrigerator?
  • Is there telephone service available in this house, apartment, or mobile home from which you can both make and receive calls.
  • How many automobiles, vans, and trucks of one-ton capacity or less are kept at home for use by members of this household?
  • Which fuel is used most for heating this house, apartment, or mobile home?
  • Last month, what was the cost of electricity for this house, apartment, or mobile home?
  • At any time during the past 12 months, did anyone in this household receive Food Stamps?
  • In this house, apartment, or mobile home part of a condominium?
  • Is this house, apartment, or mobile home–Owned by you or someone in this household with a mortgage or loan? Owned by you or someone in this household free and clear (without a mortgage or loan)? Rented for cash rent? Occupied without payment of cash rent?
  • What is the monthly rent for this house, apartment, or mobile home?
  • What is the value of this property; that is, how much do you think this house and lot, apartment, or mobile home and lot, would sell for if it were for sale?
  • What are the annual real estate taxes on this property?
  • What is the annual payment for fire, hazard, and flood insurance on this property?
  • Do you or any member of this household have a mortgage, deed of trust, contract to purchase, or similar debt on this property?
  • Do you or any member of this household have a second mortgage or a home equity loan on this property?
  • What are the total annual costs for personal property taxes, site rent, registration fees, and license fees on this mobile home and its site?
  • Do you or any member of this household live or stay at this address year round?
  • What is the person’s sex?
  • What is this person’s age and what is this person’s date of birth?
  • How is this person related to Person 1?
  • What is this person’s marital status?
  • Is this person Spanish/Hispanic/Latino?
  • What is this person’s race?
  • Where was this person born?
  • Is this person a citizen of the United States?
  • When did this person come to live in the United States?
  • At any time in the last 3 months, has this person attended regular school or college?
  • What is the highest degree or level of school this person has completed?
  • What is this person’s ancestry or ethnic origin?
  • Does this person speak a language other than English at home?
  • Did this person live in this house or apartment 1 year ago?
  • Does this person have any of the following long-lasting conditions?
  • Because of a physical, mental, or emotional condition lasting 6 months or more, does this person have any difficulty in doing any of the following activities?
  • Because of a physical, mental, or emotional condition lasting 6 months or more, does this person have any difficulty in doing any of the following activities?
  • Has this person given birth to any children in the past 12 months?
  • Does this person have any of his/her own grandchildren under the age of 18 living in this house or apartment?
  • Has this person ever served on active duty in the U.S. Armed Forces, military Reserves, or National Guard?
  • When did this person serve on active duty in the U.S. Armed Forces?
  • In total, how many years of active-duty military service has this person had?
  • Last week, did this person do any work for either pay or profit?
  • Last week, was this person on layoff from a job?
  • Has this person been looking for work during the last 4 weeks?
  • Last week, could this person have started a job if offered one, or returned to work if recalled?
  • When did the person last work, even for a few days?
  • At what location did this person work last week?
  • How did this person usually get to work last week?
  • How many people, including this person usually rode to work in the car, truck, or van last week?
  • What time did this person usually leave home to go to work last week?
  • How many minutes did it usually take this person to get from home to work last week?
  • During the past 12 months, how many weeks did this person work?
  • During the past 12 months, in the weeks worked, how many hours did this person usually work each week?
  • Was this person–Mark (X) in one box.
  • For whom did this person work?
  • What kind of business or industry was this?
  • Is this mainly–Mark (X) in one box.
  • What kind of work was this person doing?
  • What were this person’s most important activities or duties?
  • Income in the past 12 months.
  • What was this person’s total income during the past 12 months?

You see, this has not so much to do with counting citizens to determine how to reapportion congressional representation; no, it’s intrusive nature is designed to provide data on whom the government could serve with more wealth-redistribution programs. And don’t worry, the Census Bureau assures you that it won’t use your information for anything other than the aggregation of population trends. Until such time as it changes its rules, of course.

One cannot find irony in a wasteful, intrusive federal program designed to provide statistics to support and encourage further wasteful, intrusive federal programs; it’s the profligate consistency that is the hobgoblin of bureacratic minds.

If you’re concerned about your privacy, don’t worry. You don’t have to fill it out if you get one. Title 13 Section 221 explains the opt-out procedure:

(a) Whoever, being over eighteen years of age, refuses or
willfully neglects, when requested by the Secretary, or by any
other authorized officer or employee of the Department of Commerce
or bureau or agency thereof acting under the instructions of the
Secretary or authorized officer, to answer, to the best of his
knowledge, any of the questions on any schedule submitted to him in
connection with any census or survey provided for by subchapters I,
II, IV, and V of chapter 5 of this title, applying to himself or to
the family to which he belongs or is related, or to the farm or
farms of which he or his family is the occupant, shall be fined not
more than $100.

There you have it. Describe your plumbing, in detail, on demand or face the criminal sanction, comrade citizen.

(Added to the Outside the Beltway Traffic Jam.)

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Government Official Thinks More Government The Obvious Solution

The Milwaukee Public Museum’s savior knows the solution to problems with the cultural institutions in southeastern Wisconsin: Not enough government:

As he prepares to take over the Milwaukee Public Museum, outgoing Waukesha County Executive Dan Finley called Monday for the creation of a regional cultural district that would oversee the museum, Boerner Botanical Gardens and other financially troubled attractions.

“Every one of them is struggling,” Finley said. “We’ve got to come up with a way to support them because we can’t afford to lose any one of them.”

Because what smaller bureaucracies cannot handle, larger ones can.

Finley did not specify how such a district would be financed, but said: “This is not about suggesting a new tax.”

Because adding administrative apparatus, office costs, and salaries–not to mention public relations, advertising, and perks–is going to, what, come out of the pooled resources of the nearly bankrupt individual entities?

Give me a break. It is all about new taxes spread throughout a wider area to fund perks for Finley and his ilk and to increase their visibility within the power circles of the community. When you see how he’s turned around the museum–with extra taxes and extra costs–think what he can do as governor. He probably is.

UPDATE: Owen of Boots and Sabers agrees with my sentiment.

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Childhood: Not Yet Illegal, But Soon

In California, a child has hit another with a rock. As it is in California, common sense does not figure into what happens next:

Until the afternoon of April 29, 11-year-old Maribel Cuevas’ only connection with law enforcement was involvement in a mentoring program sponsored by the Police Activities League.

But that day a rock she says slipped from her hand struck Elijah Vang, 8, in the forehead. A 911 call led to Maribel being arrested by Fresno police officers, handcuffed and taken to Juvenile Hall, where she stayed for five days before a judge released her on the condition she wear an electronic ankle bracelet.

On Wednesday, Maribel is scheduled to go on trial in Juvenile Court on felony assault charges. Authorities say the rock-throwing incident was too serious to be treated lightly.

Fortunately, Californians don’t hang children for being children. Yet.

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Also Good For Handling Illegal Pit Bulls

Local terror fighters think big: A homeland security grant wish list including an armored carrier reflects a worst-case scenario.:

Denver-area coordinators charged with fighting terrorism want to buy a military armored vehicle – a Vietnam-era troop carrier to move police through gunfire and heavy contamination at the scene of a mass- casualty chemical, biological or nuclear attack.

They’re also good for pit bull search-and-destroy missions.

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For Other Doubters

For those of you whom have doubted LASIK surgery, wherein someone peels your eye open like a grape and sucks out some portion of the inside for your betterment, we offer this heartening story of a plucky survivor: He wins $7.25M in botched eye surgery suit:

A former Wall Street broker won a $7.25 million civil suit after a botched laser eye surgery that he says left his vision permanently damaged.

The award, handed down by a jury in Manhattan Supreme Court, is believed to be the biggest so far in cases involving LASIK surgery.

Mark Schiffer, a 32-year-old Yale graduate, said the shoddy care he got from Dr. Mark Speaker and the TLC Laser Eye Center in October 2000 forced him to ditch his Wall Street career and take a job with his dad’s security firm, according to his lawyer, Todd Krouner.

Botched? It ruined his life to the point that:

Mark Schiffer, WG’01, has been named chief financial officer of Safe Banking Systems. Prior to joining SBS, Schiffer worked for Dresdner Kleinwort Wasserstein, Deutsche Bank, and Goldman Sachs.

Yeah, thanks, brother, for raising the cost of eye surgery and all surgery for the rest of us.

(Link seen on Overlawyered.)

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Fun With Percentages

This graph tells a story: The United States is the stingiest of all countries relative to military budgets.

For example, the United States spends the equivalent of 3% of its defense budget on foreign aid. Contrast this with the Danes, who spend the equivalent of 52% of its defense budget on foreign aid. That is, for every defense dollar Denmark spends, it apparently also spends about a half dollar on foreign aid.

That’s a nice story, Bodie. But what this chart doesn’t illustrate is the relative size of these budgets. Ergo, it’s possible (but I am to lazy to research to prove) that Denmark’s defense budget is so low that 3% of America’s defense budget dwarfs the 53% commitment of Denmark’s.

So one way to bring this into parity would be to raise the foreign corruption contributions and NGO viggorish to 53% of the current US defense budget. The other is to drop the United States’ to match Denmark’s.

One assumes either would please someone who points to these charts as evidence of the United States’ stinginess. Personally, I’ll be satisfied with the absolute, real number amount our wise and benevolent (or at least smiling) leaders in Washington, D.C., expend or perhaps a little dissatisfied that it’s so much.

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It’s a Constitutional Medley!

First, we have “The Interstate Commerce Blues“.

Next, “Kelo (The Banana Court Song)“.

Finally, my contribution, “Kelo-Backed Seizure”, which goes something like this:


Kelo-Backed Seizure

The court ruled hard against homeowners’ rights
Across the country in D.C.
Eminent domain is in the eye
Of local governments and their greed

Our house is ours, it holds all our things
Our town doesn’t want it yet
But if it wants another mall
Or industrial court for someone else….

Kelo-backed seizure
Down the road for more tax base
Kelo-backed seizure
Through enforcement of the law
Kelo-backed seizure
Once it’s started, what will follow?
Kelo-backed seizure
An invention of a blight

When I was young, I thought I could own
A home and land as property
But on the weight of New Castle’s want
I know now that it’s a dream

Yeah

Kelo-backed seizure
Down the road for more tax base
Kelo-backed seizure
Through enforcement of the law
Kelo-backed seizure
Once it’s started, what will follow?
Kelo-backed seizure
An invention of a blight

No, no, no….
No, no, no….
No, no, no….
No, no, no….

Kelo-backed seizure
Down the road for more tax base
Kelo-backed seizure
Through enforcement of the law
Kelo-backed seizure
Once it’s started, what will follow?
Kelo-backed seizure

Down the road for more tax base
Through enforcement of the law
Once it’s started, what will follow?
An invention of a blight

(Apologies to Mr. Mister, and although it’s not my fault, I’d like to apologize for Clay Aiken’s remake and for Rick Springfield’s remake of “Broken Wings”. I should really send them a card.)

(Other portions of the medley seen on The Volokh Conspiracy.)

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Perhaps It Calls For Eminent Domain

In Nebraska, one government entity wants to take over other separate government entities by force:

Nebraska Gov. Dave Heineman said Thursday that he is against an Omaha Public Schools plan to take over schools in the metro area.

OPS wants to annex 21 Millard schools and four in Ralston, which are within Omaha city limits. Eventually, Elkhorn Public Schools also would be part of OPS under the plan. The OPS School Board calls it a plan of one city, one district and said the move would level the playing field.

Four school districts have banded together to fight the plan, and Douglas County officials have told OPS that they have no authority to redraw borders or reassign taxes.

More evidence, along with intragovernment lawsuits over funding and eminent domain for “public use” that is merely an increased tax base, that government of the people, by the people, for the people has indeed perished, with government of the government, by the government, for the government holding the pillow over the republic’s head until it stopped kicking.

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State Legislator Opens Her Wallet

From an op-ed from one of Missouri’s state legislators regarding Medicaid budget cuts:

Before voting against the Medicaid and adoption-subsidy cuts, I urged my fellow legislators to remember that we must accept responsibility for what happens to Missourians who lose health coverage and necessary family supports.

I laud this legislator for taking personal responsibility for helping out the underprivileged and by conceding her own income to ensure they have a minimum level of sustenance….

Aw, hell, who am I kidding? By we must accept responsibility, she means we must compel the citizens of Missouri to take fiscal responsibility. Her only effort needs to be to act to ensure that others must act.

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The Unspoken Words

A tavern closes down in Wisconsin to make room for a Walgreens. Which words are missing from this sepia-toned account?

Oh, yeah, eminent domain.

But its synonyms and sentiments abound:

The answer to his Walgreens question is “economic development,” something that seems much needed in an area with boarded-up Polish flats being stripped of their siding, wandering transients and a fair trade in drugs and prostitution.

“Just because something is old doesn’t mean it is historic,” said Ald. Bob Donovan, who represents the 8th District, within which the tavern sits, and who made an unusual parliamentary maneuver to get the development the City Hall green light earlier this year after its chances for passing had stalled over the previous two.

Donovan said he saw in the $5 million development a chance for the neighborhood to “get a shot in the arm.”

“What the neighborhood is getting is an investment in their community,” said Michael Polzin, a New Berlin native and spokesman for the suburban-Chicago-based chain, which has 31 stores in Milwaukee proper. He’s never been to the National Liquor Bar.

“Just because something is old doesn’t mean it is historic.” Replace the word old with yours and the word historic with not ours to dispose of as we wish if you want to get to the heart of the grabby little thought processes of small-time government power brokers.

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Slip a Little Unsupported Causation into That Story, Please; I Need To Know What To Think and To Implore My Government to Do Something

3 Teens Accused Of Kidnapping 10-Year-Old Boy: Boys Were Playing Video Games:

The case started when the boy was at his grandmother’s home and went next door to play video games with the teens.

Police said the teens stopped playing the games and started a real-life drama with real weapons.

The newspaper offers the hint of causation; had the young man gone next door to play Parcheesi, would we have heard about it?

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Trick Question

How many planets are there in the solar system?

Ten:

A newfound object in our solar system’s outskirts may be larger than any known world after Pluto, scientists said today.

It also has a moon.

I guess that’s one argument against book learnin’; the books become obsolete after a while, even on the most settled subjects.

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