Slate magazine urinates on a grave. Again. Most disappointing, it’s Christopher Hitchens relieving himself of some pent-up hostility this time.
Bob Hope might not have been laugh-out-loud, paradigm shifting, sticking-it-to-The-Man funny, but he was warm and amusing, eliciting a chuckle or two.
Remember, this is the second time I have taken them to task for disrespecting the dead. The first was Strom Thurmond. Guys, it’s one thing to disagree with someone when they’re alive, but leave your spite and your dismissive wit at the door of the funeral parlor, okay? Bob Hope was not Uday or Qusay.
(Link seen at Andrew Sullivan’s.)
Today, on FelonyWatch, we visit lovely Bloombertopia, where Augusta Kugelmas, pigeon lover, threw birdseed at an overzealous and power-mad park volunteer who wanted to stop Augusta from feeding the birds. Augusta has been charged with third degree assault.
FindLaw.Com indicates that this is not yet a felony in New York:
- With intent to cause physical injury to another person, he causes such injury to such person or to a third person; or
- He recklessly causes physical injury to another person; or
- With criminal negligence, he causes physical injury to another
person by means of a deadly weapon or a dangerous instrument.
Assault in the third degree is a class A misdemeanor.
Hopefully, an enlightened politico on his or her way up will soon recognize the danger thrown birdseed poses and will bump this up to a felony.
I’m Brian J. Noggle with FelonyWatch.
Don’t look now, but there’s a blogging virtual monkey trying to type the complete works of Shakespeare.
Don’t tell Frank J. about MonkeyNet becoming self-aware, or he’ll take it to DefCon 1.
(Link seen on NRO’s The Corner.)
When the Barenaked Ladies sing “If I Had a Million Dollars“, do they mean a million American dollars, or a million dollars Canadian?
Charter Communications announced on its investor conference call that it’s going to raise the rates for its Charter Pipeline cable modem offering because it can.
The St. Louis Post-Dispatch story says:
Charter Communications Inc. is considering raising the price for its high-speed Internet service and eliminating its slowest-speed service to “extract more revenue” from its markets, Chief Executive Carl E. Vogel told analysts Thursday.
“High-speed data has been a wonderful business for us,” Vogel said.
It’s the most profitable product as well as the one requiring the least capital expense for Charter to deploy.
That’s right, little lambs, Charter needs a new pair of woolen socks, so give it up. It’s not passing on increases in its costs. It’s just extracting revenue from you.
Meanwhile, the Noggle household happily continues to pass on any Charter offerings.