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Missionaries To The Post-Living
I realize that in these topsy-turvy times that the current fashion
is pretty much overthrowing everything traditional. I myself have
seen it happen, from the definition of art to even what have been
the most objective of standards of life. Not wanting to be left out
of the new revolutionary spirit, I will now try to make a name for
myself and get myself on the local TV station for a concept that is
long overdue. One of the favorite ploys of pro-lifers in the abortion
question is sliding the beginning of life back from the obvious answer
"at birth" to the more hazy "at conception."
I see their point. After all, if it the fetus is proven to be
alive, it is murder to have an abortion. Never mind the fact that a
fetus doesn't fulfill many of the traditional pre-requisites for
"life," such as respiration, independent motion, the ability to obtain
its own food, reproduction, et cetera. That's not what is important.
What is important is establishing the rights of the pre-born. And I
have no problem with that, if we can grant that a fetus is a living
thing. Which brings us to my new radical concept, that is, the need
for the rights of the post-living.
It is horrible, the atrocities committed every day on the
post-living. The very essence of their bodies are sucked out and
replaced with new and improved chemical equivalents of saw-dust.
Then they are incarcerated against their will underground or, heaven
forbid, incinerated against their will. Certainly we cannot allow
these atrocities to continue--it should be against our Christian or
whatever consciences.
My opponents will say that a post-living person is not a person,
it's a CORPSE. A cadaver. A stiff. Those terms are horribly loaded
as words; they assume that the post-living are not really living at
all. Anyone who uses terms like these, no matter how scientific they
may sound, is trying to throw up a smokescreen of the real issue,
that these post-living, no matter what they are called, have no
rights.
Another objection is that, well, that a post-living person is dead.
At the best, this merely would limit charges against coroners and
morticians to assault. To make this objection stick, though, my
opponents will have to explain what they mean by "dead". Not living,
perhaps? But what is really living? It is not respiration,
independent motion, the ability to obtain its own food, reproduction,
et cetera. It's something out in the ether, and for the sake of
argument, particularly mine here, it can be anything once we have
stripped the arbitrary standards away.
To back up my idea here, and to put me one up on the pre-born
pro-lifers, there are actual documented cases of people ruled "dead"
coming back to life, that is to say the post-living were judged
wrongly. Even if the judgment is made wrongly only once in a while,
to strip the post-living of their vital organs so that the post-born
can have them is violating their privacy, particularly if they decide
not to be post-living any more. Let us not forget that the very
religion of Christianity is based on the story of a post-living
person whose rights weren't violated to the extent that they are
today.
The nature of the rights of those who can't speak for themselves or
even think for themselves and all the problems that arise from those
difficulties is not for me to figure out. That's what we pay judges
and lawyers for and why we support the clogged court system. What is
important to is that we stand up for those who can no longer stand up
for themselves. We have to start groups like the Missionaries to the
Post-Living and make signs that say things like "Interment Buries
People" and "Cremation Flambes Humans." We are holding a protest at
the city morgue Sunday, and everyone is invited to attend. If life
doesn't begin at birth, it doesn't end at death, right?
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