{"id":9982,"date":"2011-09-13T14:20:02","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T19:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9982"},"modified":"2011-09-13T14:20:02","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T19:20:02","slug":"reflections-on-a-bathroom-cleaning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/13\/reflections-on-a-bathroom-cleaning\/","title":{"rendered":"Reflections on a Bathroom Cleaning"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><strong>This Lysol 4-in-1 Foaming Bathroom Cleaner should be tagged with <em>With Real Police Shooting Action!<\/em><\/strong>  Jeez, every time I pulled the trigger on the pump, it shot out a stream of foam that ricocheted and splattered so that for every spot of foam I got on target on the surface to clean, I got a half dozen spots of foam on the surrounding surfaces, including the ceiling and floor.  No matter how I tried to angle the bottle or the distance from the surface, and I was a couple sound effects out of a Western where the mildew is the hero and I&#8217;m the outlaw.  I searched the Lysol Web site so I could show you the exact product I&#8217;m talking about, but it&#8217;s gone.  Apparently, I&#8217;m not the only one concerned about scattering caustic chemicals willy-nilly to save the world from some evil modern equivalents of chlorofluorocarbons (just as evil as CFCs!  Ban them next!).\n<\/li>\n<li><strong>Wait a minute, you mean that shower door <em>isn&#8217;t frosted glass<\/em>?<\/strong>  I have thought since we lived here that the door was frosted glass.  An incomplete splatter-pattern of cleaning chemicals later, and I&#8217;m looking out of my shower.  Did the previous owner sell us a house with a dirty shower door?  Well, in all honesty, I&#8217;d do it to someone else.  Especially as dirty as this proved to be.\n<\/li>\n<li><strong>Dammit, woman, I&#8217;m a man!  How am I supposed to know the difference between a bath loofah and a toilet brush?<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Lysol 4-in-1 Foaming Bathroom Cleaner should be tagged with With Real Police Shooting Action! Jeez, every time I pulled the trigger on the pump, it shot out a stream of foam that ricocheted and splattered so that for every spot of foam I got on target on the surface to clean, I got a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9982"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9984,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9982\/revisions\/9984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}