{"id":993,"date":"2004-06-01T22:46:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-01T22:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=993"},"modified":"2018-08-13T16:13:58","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T21:13:58","slug":"993","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/01\/993\/","title":{"rendered":"KMOX Contributes to National Security"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kudos to KMOX radio for an on the scene report of a possible sighting of a potential person of alleged Middle Eastern complection today.  I think it was Kevin Killeen, reporting live from Illinois, who filed this report, transcribed from memory and appropriately snarked-up: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m reporting live from <code>&lt;highway&gt;<\/code> and <code>&lt;highway&gt;<\/code> where several acres&#8217; of petroleum storage facilities sit unguarded behind a chain link fence.  This morning, witnesses saw an SUV parked by the side of the road taking pictures.  Inside the SUV, a dark-complected man with dark hair and a woman sped off at a suspiciously high rate of speed when approached.  Authorities are investigating.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s it, fellows.  You get the gist of the report there.  Something suspicious was reported, but nothing is known yet, but we&#8217;re going to broadcast it live to prove we have a news team here comprised of three people and a van.  Also, we&#8217;re going to identify in great detail the location and how soft the target is.  Back to you, Carole.<\/p>\n<p>:: snort ::<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kudos to KMOX radio for an on the scene report of a possible sighting of a potential person of alleged Middle Eastern complection today. I think it was Kevin Killeen, reporting live from Illinois, who filed this report, transcribed from memory and appropriately snarked-up: I&#8217;m reporting live from &lt;highway&gt; and &lt;highway&gt; where several acres&#8217; of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=993"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23260,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993\/revisions\/23260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}