{"id":991,"date":"2004-05-30T20:32:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-30T20:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=991"},"modified":"2018-08-13T16:21:07","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T21:21:07","slug":"991","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/30\/991\/","title":{"rendered":"Congratulations Are In Order"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to El Guapo and La Linda, who are expecting El Guapito or La Guapita any day now; although they&#8217;re refusing to divulge the name of the child, sources (scrying bubbles in a schooner is <i>very<\/i> effective regardless what the so-called &#8220;scientists&#8221; say) indicate the couple have chosen <i><b>Guinness<\/b><\/i> if it&#8217;s a boy or <b><i>Abita<\/i><\/b> if it&#8217;s a girl.<\/p>\n<p>Also, a note of condolence to El Guapo, who will lose his nine-month-long designated driver at roughly the same time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to El Guapo and La Linda, who are expecting El Guapito or La Guapita any day now; although they&#8217;re refusing to divulge the name of the child, sources (scrying bubbles in a schooner is very effective regardless what the so-called &#8220;scientists&#8221; say) indicate the couple have chosen Guinness if it&#8217;s a boy or Abita [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=991"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23262,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions\/23262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}