{"id":9896,"date":"2011-08-19T16:44:55","date_gmt":"2011-08-19T21:44:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9896"},"modified":"2011-09-20T13:50:44","modified_gmt":"2011-09-20T18:50:44","slug":"five-things-on-my-desk-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/19\/five-things-on-my-desk-right-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Five Things On My Desk Right Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An unsorted list that describes, really, why I need to clean off my desk:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>One green binder containing hundreds of rejection letters for my writing efforts over the last 20 years.<\/li>\n<li>One silver butter tray, tarnished.<\/li>\n<li>One 36 Caliber Navy Model pistol, an expensive Italian import, I think.<\/li>\n<li>One <a href=\"http:\/\/www.retrothing.com\/2007\/07\/blip-the-digita.html\" target=\"_blank\">Blip the Digital Game<\/a> awaiting cleaning and mounting on the wall.<\/li>\n<li>One cute little 6&#8243; by 6&#8243; decoration depicting a kitten painted on what looks like window blinds and adorned by a little pink bow <em>not<\/em> awaiting mounting on my wall.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>These things were deposited by me onto this desk months ago because I need to take a couple minutes to clean them or whatnot.  Instead of doing that, I&#8217;ve posted on my blog, and soon enough a blizzard of paper to file and act upon will cover them again until the springtime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An unsorted list that describes, really, why I need to clean off my desk: One green binder containing hundreds of rejection letters for my writing efforts over the last 20 years. One silver butter tray, tarnished. One 36 Caliber Navy Model pistol, an expensive Italian import, I think. One Blip the Digital Game awaiting cleaning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-five-things-on-my-desk","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9896"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10012,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9896\/revisions\/10012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}