{"id":9878,"date":"2011-08-17T07:34:42","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T12:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9878"},"modified":"2011-08-17T07:34:42","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T12:34:42","slug":"something-i-learned-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/17\/something-i-learned-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Something I Learned Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ky3.com\/news\/ky3-monkey-bite-scratch-girl-springfield-walmart-parking-lot-macaque-girl-attacked-by-monkey-20110816,0,6020168.story\" target=\"_blank\">Pet monkeys, or maybe just pet monkeys on leashes, are illegal in Springfield.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, then, I&#8217;ll take my pet monkey to Republic or Clever instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pet monkeys, or maybe just pet monkeys on leashes, are illegal in Springfield. Well, then, I&#8217;ll take my pet monkey to Republic or Clever instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-springfield"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9878"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9878\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9880,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9878\/revisions\/9880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}