{"id":9872,"date":"2011-08-16T09:22:18","date_gmt":"2011-08-16T14:22:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9872"},"modified":"2011-08-16T09:22:18","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T14:22:18","slug":"the-proper-response-to-pediatrician-interrogation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/16\/the-proper-response-to-pediatrician-interrogation\/","title":{"rendered":"The Proper Response To Pediatrician Interrogation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dustbury.com\/archives\/12984\" target=\"_blank\">Dustbury<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/injennifershead.com\/?p=2990\" target=\"_blank\">Jennifer<\/a> muse on the Gun question that appears on pediatrician forms.  You know the one: Are there guns in the home?<\/p>\n<p>Remember, if you refuse to answer that, you actually answer &#8220;Yes, and furthermore, I&#8217;m a politically sensitive gun owner, which means TERRORIST!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>However, there are some better answers:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No, they&#8217;re not in the home; we all have CCLs, and Junior has his .22 in his diaper.<\/li>\n<li>No, they&#8217;re all buried in the backyard with the canned goods.<\/li>\n<li>Of course not.  When we need a gun, we steal one, and then we leave it at the scene.<\/li>\n<li>Not today; Lil Rico needed it for something.<\/li>\n<li>No, it&#8217;s locked in <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.robballen.com\/2011\/08\/16\/p5022-when-carrying-is-not-the-best-option.post\" target=\"_blank\">Robb&#8217;s car at the YMCA<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>See, in all of those scenarios, Junior is safer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dustbury and Jennifer muse on the Gun question that appears on pediatrician forms. You know the one: Are there guns in the home? Remember, if you refuse to answer that, you actually answer &#8220;Yes, and furthermore, I&#8217;m a politically sensitive gun owner, which means TERRORIST!&#8221; However, there are some better answers: No, they&#8217;re not in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9872"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9874,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9872\/revisions\/9874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}