{"id":9817,"date":"2011-08-10T07:53:51","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T12:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9817"},"modified":"2011-08-10T07:53:51","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T12:53:51","slug":"bring-the-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/10\/bring-the-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Bring the Kids!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.10tv.com\/live\/content\/local\/stories\/2011\/08\/09\/story-athens-couple-charged-leaving-child-burglary.html?sid=102\" target=\"_blank\">Man, Woman Charged After Allegedly Leaving Child, 3, At Burglary Scene<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Two people face charges after they allegedly brought a 3-year-old with them as they committed a burglary, and then left the child at the scene.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If they&#8217;d have left the child at home alone and it was found, they would have faced far more acrimony than if they&#8217;d been merely caught at burglary.  So it&#8217;s a rational choice, sort of.<\/p>\n<p>Making the kid carry a bag of silverware that anchored the kid in place, though, that sort of defeated the purpose.<\/p>\n<p>(Link seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/hellinahandbasket.net\/?p=8104\" target=\"_blank\">Hell in a Handbasket<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, Woman Charged After Allegedly Leaving Child, 3, At Burglary Scene: Two people face charges after they allegedly brought a 3-year-old with them as they committed a burglary, and then left the child at the scene. If they&#8217;d have left the child at home alone and it was found, they would have faced far more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9817"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9819,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9817\/revisions\/9819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}