{"id":9686,"date":"2011-07-21T10:52:08","date_gmt":"2011-07-21T15:52:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9686"},"modified":"2011-07-21T10:52:35","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T15:52:35","slug":"a-sacred-vow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/21\/a-sacred-vow\/","title":{"rendered":"A Sacred Vow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will not water the flowers with the pressure sprayer.<br \/>\n<!--more-->I will not water the flowers with the pressure sprayer.<br \/>\nI will not water the flowers with the pressure sprayer.<br \/>\nI will not water the flowers with the pressure sprayer.<br \/>\nI will not water the flowers with the pressure sprayer.<br \/>\nI will not water the flowers with the pressure sprayer.<br \/>\nI will not water the flowers with the pressure sprayer.<br \/>\nI will not water the flowers with the pressure sprayer.<br \/>\nI will not water the flowers with the pressure sprayer.<br \/>\nI will not water 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