{"id":966,"date":"2004-05-21T03:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-21T03:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=966"},"modified":"2018-08-13T16:59:21","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T21:59:21","slug":"966","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/21\/966\/","title":{"rendered":"She Wants A New Drug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To make a short story long, I sent a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.denbeste.nu\/cd_log_entries\/2004\/05\/Onefootinabucket.shtml\" target=\"new\">link<\/a> to <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\" target=\"new\">my beautiful wife<\/a> who is a Starcraft player (dudes, she&#8217;s not only a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;q=sultry+babe&#038;btnG=Search\" target=\"new\">sultry babe<\/a>, but an &#252;bergeekette, too).  She then reads the piece linked to, and she says I should read it, too, because it&#8217;s called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pointlesswasteoftime.com\/games\/wargames.html\" target=\"new\">The Ultimate War Sim<\/a>, and so I do, but not because I am into Real-Time Strategy (RTS) games, but more because she&#8217;s a babe and I am hot for her, but it&#8217;s funny, so you should read it, too, gentle reader.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To make a short story long, I sent a link to my beautiful wife who is a Starcraft player (dudes, she&#8217;s not only a sultry babe, but an &#252;bergeekette, too). She then reads the piece linked to, and she says I should read it, too, because it&#8217;s called The Ultimate War Sim, and so I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=966"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23294,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966\/revisions\/23294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}