{"id":9637,"date":"2011-07-12T20:19:13","date_gmt":"2011-07-13T01:19:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9637"},"modified":"2011-07-12T20:19:13","modified_gmt":"2011-07-13T01:19:13","slug":"building-the-next-generation-of-internet-crackpots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/12\/building-the-next-generation-of-internet-crackpots\/","title":{"rendered":"Building the Next Generation of Internet Crackpots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Dad, there&#8217;s a bug in my room!&#8221; my five-year-old asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Was it the Soviets?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A Soviet?&#8221; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Soviets put a lot of bugs in a lot of rooms,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>So now the child is not only concerned about bugs in his room, but about Soviets putting bugs in his room.<\/p>\n<p>You really have to start them early if you want quality paranoia to dominate in their later years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Dad, there&#8217;s a bug in my room!&#8221; my five-year-old asked. &#8220;Was it the Soviets?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;A Soviet?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;The Soviets put a lot of bugs in a lot of rooms,&#8221; I said. So now the child is not only concerned about bugs in his room, but about Soviets putting bugs in his room. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9637"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9639,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9637\/revisions\/9639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}