{"id":9587,"date":"2011-07-05T15:56:28","date_gmt":"2011-07-05T20:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9587"},"modified":"2011-07-06T07:45:17","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T12:45:17","slug":"childrens-shows-would-be-better-with-more-weapons-and-tactics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/05\/childrens-shows-would-be-better-with-more-weapons-and-tactics\/","title":{"rendered":"Children&#8217;s Shows Would Be Better with More Weapons and Tactics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MfBJN Studios is gearing up to produce these improved children&#8217;s shows:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dragoon Tales<\/li>\n<li>Veggie Flails<\/li>\n<li>Yo Glaive-Guisarme!<\/li>\n<li>Claymore the Biig Red Sword<\/li>\n<li>Dora the Exploder<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Frankly, any one of them could teach children better life lessons than they&#8217;d get from a steady diet of PBS &#8220;Everyone Is The Same, Even When They&#8217;re Different&#8221; pap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MfBJN Studios is gearing up to produce these improved children&#8217;s shows: Dragoon Tales Veggie Flails Yo Glaive-Guisarme! Claymore the Biig Red Sword Dora the Exploder Frankly, any one of them could teach children better life lessons than they&#8217;d get from a steady diet of PBS &#8220;Everyone Is The Same, Even When They&#8217;re Different&#8221; pap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9587"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9598,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9587\/revisions\/9598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}