{"id":9482,"date":"2011-06-10T10:48:44","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T15:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9482"},"modified":"2011-06-10T10:48:44","modified_gmt":"2011-06-10T15:48:44","slug":"why-do-you-think-i-need-to-know-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/10\/why-do-you-think-i-need-to-know-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Do You Think I Need To Know This?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever the northeast, that is, New York City and Washington, D.C., get severe weather, Weather.com puts a banner <em>atop my local weather<\/em> to give me this relevant and ultraimportant news:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/weather.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/weather.jpg\" width=\"425\" alt=\"This just in: This won't affect you\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, this won&#8217;t affect me.  I don&#8217;t care what trials and hardships those in the corridors of rule suffer.  Temperatures near 100 degrees?  Here in Missouri, we call that <em>summer<\/em>.  Tornadoes?  Here in Missouri, we call that <em>spring<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just <em>OMG!<\/em> to people who have not traveled outside of the northeast.  Seriously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever the northeast, that is, New York City and Washington, D.C., get severe weather, Weather.com puts a banner atop my local weather to give me this relevant and ultraimportant news: Seriously, this won&#8217;t affect me. I don&#8217;t care what trials and hardships those in the corridors of rule suffer. Temperatures near 100 degrees? Here in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9482"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9484,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9482\/revisions\/9484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}