{"id":938,"date":"2004-05-15T02:19:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-15T02:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=938"},"modified":"2018-08-13T18:42:47","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T23:42:47","slug":"938","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/15\/938\/","title":{"rendered":"Some People See a Whale Tail; I See A Loophole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like Louisiana&#8217;s about to extend its nanny state to picking clothes for its children by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/4963512\/\" target=\"new\">outlawing low-riding pants<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>House Bill 1626, also known as the \u201cBaggy Pants Bill\u201d states: \u201cIt shall be unlawful for any person to appear in public wearing his pants below his waist and thereby exposing his skin or intimate clothing.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Have your attorneys file for an exclusive disjunction injunction.  It will confuse the judge, undoubtedly, just as easily as I have confused myself and you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like Louisiana&#8217;s about to extend its nanny state to picking clothes for its children by outlawing low-riding pants: House Bill 1626, also known as the \u201cBaggy Pants Bill\u201d states: \u201cIt shall be unlawful for any person to appear in public wearing his pants below his waist and thereby exposing his skin or intimate clothing.\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=938"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23325,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938\/revisions\/23325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}