{"id":9354,"date":"2011-05-03T06:12:10","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T11:12:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9354"},"modified":"2011-05-03T06:12:10","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T11:12:10","slug":"an-unfortunate-juxtaposition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/03\/an-unfortunate-juxtaposition\/","title":{"rendered":"An Unfortunate Juxtaposition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the email box:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/lteoutage.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/lteoutage.jpg\" width=\"425\" alt=\"Verizon offers me a phone that somehow hurts its reputation\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m waiting for the FTL phones anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the email box: I&#8217;m waiting for the FTL phones anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9354"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9357,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9354\/revisions\/9357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}