{"id":9225,"date":"2011-04-14T20:32:12","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T01:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9225"},"modified":"2011-04-14T20:32:12","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T01:32:12","slug":"i-live-in-tornado-alley-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/14\/i-live-in-tornado-alley-so\/","title":{"rendered":"I Live In Tornado Alley, So"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just ordered this:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=stlbrianj-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;asins=B00009V2YV&#038;ref=tf_til&#038;fc1=000000&#038;IS2=1&#038;lt1=_blank&#038;m=amazon&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;bc1=FFFFFF&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;f=ifr\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\n<\/p>\n<p>Of course, being <em>me<\/em> living in Tornado Alley (and if not <em>The <\/em>Tornado Alley, then at least <em>a<\/em> South Tornado Court), I have only ordered this on a night where <strong>DOOM<\/strong> is predicted sometime after I go to bed.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t hear from me by tomorrow afternoon, well, it means I&#8217;m slow-blogging again.<\/p>\n<p>But you might want to cruise by Nogglestead early Monday evening, just in case there&#8217;s a box with a free weather radio in it.  Better for you, gentle reader, than just some rubbernecker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just ordered this: Of course, being me living in Tornado Alley (and if not The Tornado Alley, then at least a South Tornado Court), I have only ordered this on a night where DOOM is predicted sometime after I go to bed. If you don&#8217;t hear from me by tomorrow afternoon, well, it means [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-springfield"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9225"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9228,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9225\/revisions\/9228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}