{"id":919,"date":"2004-05-11T01:50:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-11T01:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=919"},"modified":"2018-08-14T05:42:12","modified_gmt":"2018-08-14T10:42:12","slug":"919","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/11\/919\/","title":{"rendered":"Are You Appositive?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pardon me while I mock the editing of the ABCNews.com piece entitled <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/sections\/GMA\/Business\/Slip_fall_hunter_040510-1.html\" target=\"new\">Aisles of Fraud?  Faked Slip-and-Fall Accidents Cost Customers<\/a>, wherein we find this gem:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Debbie Williams, a fortune teller, was caught faking a fall in aisle nine of a New York City grocery store. Williams \u2014 who is also a fortune teller \u2014 knew she was going to fall before she walked into the store.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I must be psychic, too, because <i>I knew before the second sentence that Debbie Williams was a fortune teller!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pardon me while I mock the editing of the ABCNews.com piece entitled Aisles of Fraud? Faked Slip-and-Fall Accidents Cost Customers, wherein we find this gem: Debbie Williams, a fortune teller, was caught faking a fall in aisle nine of a New York City grocery store. Williams \u2014 who is also a fortune teller \u2014 knew [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=919"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23347,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/919\/revisions\/23347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}