{"id":9185,"date":"2011-03-28T16:19:21","date_gmt":"2011-03-28T21:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9185"},"modified":"2011-03-28T17:29:47","modified_gmt":"2011-03-28T22:29:47","slug":"some-problems-have-easy-solutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/28\/some-problems-have-easy-solutions\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Problems Have Easy Solutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcnewyork.com\/news\/local\/NY-Zoo-Closes-Reptile-House-After-Cobra-Disappears-118732169.html\" target=\"_blank\">New York public employees have misplaced some public property<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nOfficials have closed the Reptile House at New York&#8217;s Bronx Zoo after a poisonous Egyptian cobra disappeared from an enclosure that&#8217;s separate from the animal exhibits.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If they don&#8217;t find the cobra in the pocket of a dead man lying just outside the gates, you know what they need to do as well as I do: <em>Open the honey badger cages<\/em>.  And get somewhere safe.<\/p>\n<p>(Warning: salty language in the video below.)<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4r7wHMg5Yjg?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>You know what?  If DARPA is not developing cybernetic assault honey badgers and is wasting its time on driverless tanks, it is doing the nation and national security a great disservice.<\/p>\n<p>(Link seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\" target=\"_blank\">Ace&#8217;s<\/a> sidebar.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, some New York public employees have misplaced some public property: Officials have closed the Reptile House at New York&#8217;s Bronx Zoo after a poisonous Egyptian cobra disappeared from an enclosure that&#8217;s separate from the animal exhibits. If they don&#8217;t find the cobra in the pocket of a dead man lying just outside the gates, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9185"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9188,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9185\/revisions\/9188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}