{"id":9160,"date":"2011-03-24T20:40:31","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T01:40:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9160"},"modified":"2011-03-24T20:40:31","modified_gmt":"2011-03-25T01:40:31","slug":"in-the-annals-of-the-internet-i-cannot-believe-this-has-yet-to-be-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/24\/in-the-annals-of-the-internet-i-cannot-believe-this-has-yet-to-be-done\/","title":{"rendered":"In The Annals Of The Internet, I Cannot Believe This Has Yet To Be Done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I can&#8217;t speak for the annals of the entire Internet, but a quick Google search shows I am the first.<\/p>\n<p>Savor my Photoshop prowess (which, to be honest, ran smack into the fact that I spent a whole hour on it and didn&#8217;t want to waste more time on something that probably would not look much better with additional time):<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/final.jpg\" alt=\"Soviet Jedi\"><\/p>\n<p>Say it slowly with me.  So-vi-et Jedi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I can&#8217;t speak for the annals of the entire Internet, but a quick Google search shows I am the first. Savor my Photoshop prowess (which, to be honest, ran smack into the fact that I spent a whole hour on it and didn&#8217;t want to waste more time on something that probably would not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9160"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9163,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9160\/revisions\/9163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}