{"id":9099,"date":"2011-03-11T07:09:05","date_gmt":"2011-03-11T13:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=9099"},"modified":"2011-03-11T07:09:05","modified_gmt":"2011-03-11T13:09:05","slug":"the-other-seven-islands-are-safe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/11\/the-other-seven-islands-are-safe\/","title":{"rendered":"The Other Seven Islands Are Safe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The man on the radio says the island of Hawaii is about to get hit by a tsunami.<\/p>\n<p>Wow, how is it going to hit the Big Island and miss Molokai, Maui, Oahu, Lanai, Kaiau, Niihua, and Kahoolawe?<\/p>\n<p>In other news, just yesterday, I learned the names of the major islands of the state of Hawaii to bolster my trivia knowledge.  Just in time for this quip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The man on the radio says the island of Hawaii is about to get hit by a tsunami. Wow, how is it going to hit the Big Island and miss Molokai, Maui, Oahu, Lanai, Kaiau, Niihua, and Kahoolawe? In other news, just yesterday, I learned the names of the major islands of the state of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9099"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9101,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9099\/revisions\/9101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}