{"id":8862,"date":"2011-01-23T08:58:23","date_gmt":"2011-01-23T14:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=8862"},"modified":"2011-01-23T09:00:45","modified_gmt":"2011-01-23T15:00:45","slug":"book-report-split-image-by-robert-b-parker-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/23\/book-report-split-image-by-robert-b-parker-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: <i>Split Image<\/i> by Robert B. Parker (2010)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know, you&#8217;re thinking to yourself, &#8220;Are there only 30 pages of dialog between a major character in the Parkerverse speaking with his\/her therapist in this book, or are there 40?  Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I lost track myself.  So the question is, does it matter, punk?  Well, does it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s ostensibly a Jesse Stone book, but there&#8217;s a Sunny Randall thread going through it that includes a separate, unrelated case, so you get two bits of the Parkerverse in it.  Additionally, Sunny is still seeing Dr. Silverman, so it has a touch of all three series.  Maybe more, since I haven&#8217;t bothered with the Young Adult novels.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, strip out the bad parts of Parkerania, and you&#8217;ve got a decent story.  Jesse Stone investigates the deaths of a small gangster disciple (not <em>the<\/em>G.D.s<\/em>, Packer fans).  He discovers(?) two gangsters living side-by-side in Paradise in twin houses, and <em>get this<\/em>, they&#8217;re married to twin sisters.  When one of the gangsters is killed, Stone has to find out who amongst the gangster world is doing this.  Strangely enough, it&#8217;s&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s a quick night&#8217;s read and it&#8217;s not a bad book once you strip the Parkerverse from it.  Good news, though, Parkerversians: In this book, a male figure realizes <em>he drove his wife to infidelity!<\/em>.  Jeez, Louise, I swear, I suffered through an English degree and attempting to do some biographical scat studies to explain books that have been studied for centuries.  But Parker&#8217;s books really haven&#8217;t had much difference thematically since the middle to late 1980s.  Make of that what you will.<\/p>\n<p>Recommend it?  Eh, it won&#8217;t do you major psychological damage, but it&#8217;s not as good as Parker&#8217;s books ca 1980 nor anything a whole host of authors, such as John D. MacDonald, wrote.<\/p>\n<p><center><b>Books mentioned in this review:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?lt1=_blank&#038;bc1=FFFFFF&#038;IS2=1&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;fc1=000000&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;t=stlbrianj-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;m=amazon&#038;f=ifr&#038;asins=042523973X\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know, you&#8217;re thinking to yourself, &#8220;Are there only 30 pages of dialog between a major character in the Parkerverse speaking with his\/her therapist in this book, or are there 40? Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I lost track myself. So the question is, does it matter, punk? Well, does [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-report","category-books"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8862"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8865,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8862\/revisions\/8865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}