{"id":885,"date":"2004-05-02T22:16:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-02T22:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=885"},"modified":"2018-08-14T07:10:05","modified_gmt":"2018-08-14T12:10:05","slug":"885","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/02\/885\/","title":{"rendered":"On Chris White&#8217;s List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As some of you know, I enjoy Chris White&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.topfive.com\" target=\"new\">Top Five List<\/a>, and I am a <i>paying<\/i> member of Club Top Five.<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s with great honor that I was awarded the number nine spot on a recent Club 5 list for the topic &#8220;The Top 16 Celebrity Contributions to Humanity&#8221;.  My entry:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>9.  Kim Basinger and Angelina Jolie &#8212; Showed society that girls with unsightly, overweight lips can lead normal, healthy lives.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh, yeah, it&#8217;s the equivalent of the Internet Pulitzer for humor.  To read the whole list, go to Top Five and plunk down a couple bucks for membership.  Unlike some Internet people, I won&#8217;t post or rebroadcast copyright information, even things compiled from Internet serfs by overlord Chris White who exploit unpaid minions for to generate his own wealth.  Of course, I&#8217;m not bitter, because I&#8217;m just a Club 5 member who got lucky; I&#8217;m not a contributor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As some of you know, I enjoy Chris White&#8217;s Top Five List, and I am a paying member of Club Top Five. So it&#8217;s with great honor that I was awarded the number nine spot on a recent Club 5 list for the topic &#8220;The Top 16 Celebrity Contributions to Humanity&#8221;. My entry: 9. Kim [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=885"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23390,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions\/23390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}